Humans have tried to communicate with cats since 10,000 BC. We are still in the dark. 

The Internet, a human web designed to catch cat videos, has done nothing to decipher the mystery of our feline companions. We have somehow achieved to share and consume massive amounts of cat information yet we are unable, still, to understand the difference between a miaw and a meow. 

How is the Internet useful then? It’s crap. 

Some people — let’s call them ‘dog persons’ — say that cats are not everything and that we can live normal lives without cats. This is denial: dogs are a lazy substitute for figuring out cats. 

To communicate with cats we need a real breakthrough, a language that speaks to humans and cats alike. 

We need to start talking with our hands.