Listen to what I tell you: you can’t escape death in Larnaca.
 
Let’s say that you happen to die, and someone messages your good friend to come and bring you back to life, and let's say that he comes indeed and resurrects you, and there you are enjoying now your so-called life; well, come over here and take a good look under the church, right there lies your second and last grave, here in Larnaca. 

It surely lives up to its name.

And let’s just say it happens that the great Prophet visits your house and that he falls asleep, and that he thinks of something and smiles at you, and there you are enjoying your so-called life; well, come over here and take a good look inside the mosque, right there lies your grave, here in Larnaca.

And let’s say even that it happens that you are a great general, fending off the Persians your whole entire life, sending them back to where they came from, and let’s say that you have indeed managed to spare their spears your whole life; well, come over here and take a good look at those deep waters, right there lies your grave, here in Larnaca.

You were a winner, supposedly.